The first time I did, I wrote a terrible short story incorporating all the terms. Today it's much easier to see what search terms people use, but it hasn't made me less horrified. In fact, recently I've become more horrified.
Everybody seems to be searching for "triple z boobs". Like, if I wanted to do the short story thing again? I'd just have to type that phrase about 87 times. You see, since I became Triplezmom (instead of Jerseygirl89, which, admittedly, was quite lame but I picked it in 2007 when I'd been blogging for about 3 minutes and lived in Kansas), something has happened. Or rather, someone.
There is a woman out there who actually has natural triple z boobs.
(I will wait while you Google this. I will not post an image.)
And because I once wrote a post about breastfeeding in public with the clever title, "Wanna See My Boobs?" (not linking because that lame post gets enough traffic, plus it's about a 4 year old issue and the picture doesn't work anymore), lots of people who Google "boobs" and "triple Z" wind up here. On my mommy blog. Where even old breastfeeding shots don't show boobs.
Okay, post-breastfeeding. The picture of me actually breastfeeding on a glacier in Alaska
is on some CD I can't locate.
It's not a surprise that they don't stick around.
And while I have nothing against looking at pictures of nearly naked people on the internet, it's not what this blog is about. Obviously. So it's a little frustrating that the only people randomly visiting are those curious about the world's biggest boobs. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Except when it's on my blog.
This post probably isn't going to help. But my knowledge of SEO is limited to repeating the same phrase in the crappy articles I write for other websites. And I don't even come up with those phrases. So I'm at a loss on how to fix this. I get that as long as I call myself "triplezmom", I'm going to get the boob hunters. But honestly? I'd rather I had a few hits for "boob hunters" or "Hugmonkey bites" along with all the people who want to see the world's biggest breasts. Is that too much to ask?
Do you have any suggestions? Or similar problems on your blog?
5 comments:
Someone once got to my blog by searching for "Aunt Becky Imposter." Not sure how that worked.
I get a lot of crazy search terms, too. Sometimes they are less crazy and more scary. I have no wisdom on this...and (thankfully) don't have triple z boobs, either.
yeah, i get a lot of toilet paper, nice park job asshole, and costner. i got nothing helpful.
You told me to Google, so I Googled. Pretty impressive;)
That pic of mama and baby is so sweet. I can't believe you breastfed on a glacier. You are mama, hear you roar!
Erin - That is so wrong on so many levels!
Tracie - For real, I can't believe she says she has no back pain.
Cindy - There's a certain style to "nice park job asshole". I wonder why someone would Google that?
LucidLotus - Well, my middle one was a big eater, if he wasn't eating he was crying. So when we were hiking with family in Alaska, it was either feed him or let his cries distract us from the hike.
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