1/30/2012

Pax Hempmom, Part Deux*

So I started meditating.

Even though I find it very difficult to be quiet unless I am reading or watching Grey's Anatomy. Even though "daydream" is my default setting. Even though I'm the sarcastic friend, not the spiritually enlightened one. Even though I kinda skimmed through the India portion of Eat, Pray, Love. Even though I never saw myself as one of "those people".

Let's be clear, I suck at meditating.

But the main point I've gotten out of Real Happiness: The Power of Meditation: A 28-Day Programis that it's okay that I suck.

Also, meditating is really good for you.

So far I think it's reduced my yelling by about 15%. But that could be just because the more I prioritize my own needs to fight off my depression, the less of a crabby bitch I am. But maybe that's the point? I'm really kind of new to this whole hippie thing. I mean, if I continue meditating and eliminating most processed foods, do I have to stop wearing make-up and dyeing my hair? If I've stopped letting Ironflower watch iCarly, does that mean I have to give up TV altogether? Do I have start listening to The Grateful Dead again?

Hopefully I can pick and choose what I want, like a lifestyle buffet. Because while this meditation thing is pretty awesome, my lipstick will have to be pried out of my cold, dead hands.


*Hot Shots and its sequel should really be on cable more.


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3 comments:

Leslie said...

I've been thinking about trying meditation. I think I need it. I don't want to be a hippie, though.

Ellen Degeneres meditates.

WordVixen said...

On the bright side, hippies get weed!

Triplezmom said...

@Leslie - I'm really enjoying it. I definitely recommend it. And Ellen's not a hippie, so it won't necessarily turn you into one. That is reassuring.

@Wordvixen - But weed makes me nauseous - one of the reasons I failed as a hippie in my youth. Oh well.