10/30/2010

I Masturbate and I Vote



Photograph: Nicholas Kamm/AFP/Getty Images

So my Dad sent me another version of this picture from the Rally to Restore Sanity. Which, I think, makes the picture even MORE cool. Though the thing that would make this picture truly awesome is if I had thought of it myself. 

I want it as a car magnet, so I can put it next to my (church-affiliated) preschool and public library magnets. 

I only got a chance to watch the end of the rally, but I was impressed with Jon Stewart's closing speech. And not just in the way that I'm always impressed with funny and smart guys from Jersey (see also: Kevin Smith). I would love to feel like it did some greater good, but I feel like if the Tea Partiers stopped name-calling and started developing actual concrete plans for the country, they'd rapidly turn into Republicans. And the 24 hour news cycle would crumble if Bill and Keith and all the rest of them had to discuss facts, figures and solutions, not who is "ruining this great nation". 

But anyway, if anyone sees this as a car magnet, please, please tell me where. I must have one, if only to see the looks on people's faces when I pick my kids up from school. 

3 comments:

KittyCat said...

Wow ! You had me at masturbate.
My opinion is you can be a good christain and masturbate. I dont feel there is anything wrong with that.

Im in! if you find the magnet, I want one!
Great post

Triplezmom said...

@KittyCat I'm not a Christian, but my kids are. . .and I hope they grow up with a healthy attitude toward masturbation! And if I ever find the magnet, I promise to post a link so we can all have them.

tripleZmom said...

@KittyCat I'm not a Christian, but my kids are. . .and I hope they grow up with a healthy attitude toward masturbation! And if I ever find the magnet, I promise to post a link so we can all have them.