Glenn Beck Is a Mormon and Other Stuff That Scares Me

Before we start, let me say that I am not afraid of Mormons per se. I am afraid of fundamentalists and fanatics, it doesn't matter which kind. But.

*Glenn Beck. He's just so ignorant. And the fact that Glenn Beck is a Mormon SHOULD also strike fear in the hearts of Tea Party Christians because according to them, Mormons aren't "real" Christians. The fact that they embrace him while accusing our proclaimed Protestant President of being Muslim REALLY scares me. I am afraid of people whose grip with reality is so tenuous that they can't even see their own hypocrisy (see fear of fundamentalists and fanatics above).

*Hoarders. Specifically, sometimes I identify with the people on Hoarders. Although not the ones with pets or that eat rotten food. But the ones that just can't organize their crap and then let it all pile up? That's where my desk is heading. Of course it's really a table and not a desk, so maybe that's part of the problem.

*Deep-fried butter. I love me some butter, but it's a condiment. You're supposed to slather it on things, not just eat it. Plus, it already tastes good. You don't need to deep-fry it like you do with squid or something.

*Some Facebook status updates. People over the age of 30 should not have status updates that read like those of a recently dumped 16 year old or give details about their sex lives. If I want to hear about your sex life or how bitter you are about being dumped, I'll take you out drinking.

*Jagermeister. Every time I've had it, I've thrown up. Once when a sip of it was the only alcohol I'd had to drink. Seriously.

*Tareq. He's one of the husbands on Real Housewives of D.C., for those of you who have lives. If  he turns out to be a serial killer I will not be surprised.

*Lee Rider slimming jeans. It's like wearing Spanx made out of aluminum.

*Christine O'Donnell. I don't care about her "dabbling" in witchcraft (though I wonder why her Tea Party Christians are okay with it) but anyone who doesn't understand the difference between sex and masturbation is obviously some kind of fanatic (see above).