Sometimes I Hate The Park

Dear Lady-at-the-park-this-morning,

First, congratulations on your new daughter. I'm sure she's adorable, not that you ever uncovered her long enough for me to see her face. Also, may I commend you on your well-behaved boys. They played well with my Lovebug and seemed very polite - they actually got your permission before going on the jungle gym and waited for you to join them.

I'm sure you noticed that my children did not ask me permission for anything. Not even the toddler. They roamed freely within the confines of the playground. I followed the toddler, who seems to have a strong urge to return to the emergency room. My kids were all over the place, but I always knew where they were. Okay, I knew where they were for the vast majority of the experience.

I'm sure you also noticed that I was the only adult with my children, while your husband sat patiently with your sleeping baby. I wonder how you'll handle things when he's not there. I wonder if you'll still give me dirty looks after you've taken 3 mobile children to a park by yourself. I wonder if you'll still sniff at me when your boys become more independent and don't want to do the same things all the time.

I sure hope we run into each other again. Preferably when my youngest is a reasonable 3 year old and yours is a toddler.  And you don't have any back-up.

Sincerely,

Jerseygirl