2/15/2010

The Perils of Not Getting Out Much

I have the flu. I'm on Day 6 and I'm pretty over the wanting to die part. But consequently, I've had a LOT of time to watch TV lately. Since my brain still isn't in tip top shape, I just thought I'd share a few thoughts I've had while watching TV the last few days. . ..

*I never understood why my husband hated the Free Credit Report guy until now. But if he starts singing again I'm going to throw my Tylenol bottle at the TV.

*Chelsea Handler needs a new stylist.

*I wonder how much Chuy gets paid?

*I feel bad that Winona Ryder has turned into a joke.

*Wow EHarmony, free matches for Valentine's Day - how generous! But what about those poor people who you DON'T match . . .how will they feel? (This happened to a friend - I swear it was an actual friend, not me - she joined EHarmony and they told her that no one matched her. She's happily married now, though.)

*Do I really like "The Deep End" or am I just glad it's not another stupid reality show?

*I would feel a lot more sorry for Lynn on the Real Housewives if her face moved when she cried.

*It's only fun to get flowers when you work outside the home and can show off to your co-workers.

* Why do the USA team jackets have to have a huge Polo pony on them? When did the winter Olympics become ghetto-fabulous?

*I'm going to wind up on Hoarders if I don't clean out my garage. And laundry room. And basement.

*Who is Ray J? He's no Bret Michaels, that's for sure.

*Pawn Stars? This would be so much more interesting if it was about porn stars.

*Why do all shows have to have their commercials at the same time?

3 comments:

jacob said...

I feel the same way about Winona. It's such a waste of a cool name.

Adolph Slessman said...

Oh boy, I love Michaels. I hope he is doing well!

Adolph Slessman said...

Oh boy, I love Michaels. I hope he is doing well!