I am sorry to post this blog on your day, Dr. King. I know that it is the opposite of tolerance and love for fellow man, but I feel like you would understand.
This may be a foreshadowing of the grumpy old lady I'm becoming, in which case I look forward to smacking these people with my cane someday. . .
1. Pat Robertson. For being everything that's wrong with today's Evangelical movement as well as a bigoted ignoramus. Jesus would be helping in Haiti, asshole.
2. The Jersey Shore cast. Not because they're ignorant trash who are making more money than I am, but because ONLY ONE OF THEM IS ACTUALLY FROM NEW JERSEY. Spending a summer on the Jersey shore does not make you from New Jersey, capiche?
3. John Gosselin. It's not like he spends time with his kids any more anyway, and maybe all of his young girlfriends would follow him. Although this whole story is a great case in point about the dangers of marrying young and treating your husband like one of the kids.
4. Glenn Beck. Pandering to the ignorant is so mercenary.
5.The creator of Yo Gabba Gabba. That show is just freaking WEIRD, yet even the baby stares at it if it's on. And the songs stick in my head for days.
6. My local nemesis. He's an overbearing stay-at-home dad I see around town all the time who has published a novel based on bashing the people in his playgroup. We've met countless times and have kids the same age and he refuses to remember who I am or speak to me. And his kids are RUDE.
7. The head of NBC programming. First, there's the fact that Friday Night Lights, one of the best shows on television, is treated like a second-class citizen (WHEN are you putting it on the network? WHEN?). Then there's was the blatant idiocy of giving Leno 10 o'clock, screwing over Conan and Jimmy somewhat, not to mention all the quality shows that could have gone on then (ie Friday Night Lights, Criminal Intent). And now there's the end of the 10 o'clock show and all this stupid fighting. But I might let him/her eventually back for approving Community. I like that show.
8. The casting director of the Twilight series. Yeah, I got into the books. Though I'm still not sure why. But I haven't seen any of the movies and I never will. Robert Pattinson is not hot enough to be Edward and he never will be.
*I know that most, if not all, of these people are American citizens and can't technically be deported. But it sounds nicer than "shot".
3 comments:
Is that stay at home dad by any chance self published? I've noticed that truly arrogant writers who aren't on the best seller lists, are usually self pubbed.
Blarg. All of which would annoy me too!And I totally agree about Robert Pattinson. Where are the rippling muscles that you're supposed to be able to see through Edward's shirt? Where's the half-smile Robert? I always loved Edward's half-smile throughout the book. ::sigh::
I haven't seen any of the Twilight movies (or read the books... sorry! I keep meaning to!) but I don't get the whole Robert Pattinson thing either. He looks like he's badly in need of a shower.
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