7/28/2008

Some Questions For the Universe

1. Is it possible to get a sinus infection suddenly, in July, when no around you has been sick and you haven't even had a cold?

2. How is it possible that even after following all the food introduction rules and continually placing vegetables on their plates my children STILL won't eat any vegetables?

3. Why does Diet Pepsi with caffeine taste better than Diet Pepsi without caffeine?

4. Where are all the missing socks, anyway?

5. Why can't I think of anything to post about?

6. Why does New Jersey require a prescription for pre-natal vitamins?

7. If I join Twitter, what will stop me from becoming addicted?

8. Speaking of addicted, why don't I have any M&Ms in the house?

9. Where HAVE all the cowboys gone? (points if you can remember who sang that song, because I can't)

10. Why won't Abba reunite?

11. Why are there so many assholes?

12. Why don't bad things happen to bad people. . . .only?

1 comment:

Karly said...

You need to read a book or something. It's too early on a Monday morning for these deep questions.

And that song is sung by Paula Cole according to Google. And now I keep singing "where have all the cowboys go-o-o-one?" Damn you.