3/21/2008

Haiku Friday - Our Guests

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Talked to Hubby

about our houseguest problem

but no fix just yet


we were blackmailed

and it seems so was Celia

Sam is an asshole


Hubby is loyal

guilty about Sam's childhood

sorry it was so bad


Sam reminds me of

my first husband, selfish prick

without bad childhood


Still, they are alike

I am physically ill

Hubby so stressed


Sam so demanding

he doesn't see it that way

doesn't get others


I refuse to leave

this is my house, my kindness

you never come back


Entertain yourselves

you'll pay for Hubby not me?

He's not going, jerk







13 comments:

transplantingme said...

is there a way for hubby to "accidentally" lose them?

Kathryn said...

Ugh! Maybe your hubby should just kick them out. Flipping rude houseguest! What is worse than that? Ugh.

LunaNik said...

Do you want me to come over there and pummel him for you? I'll totally do it!

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

So you, Celia, and hubby are all suffering cause Sam's a prick? That is not fair. Kick his arse to the curb.

janet said...

i'm totally with aff. to-the-curb-arse-kicking should commence immediately!

irishsof said...

I'm with LunaNik - and I'm from Jersey...need a little help "cleaning out"?

Marci said...

Wow - it is incredible how much anger we can see in such few words. I am sorry to hear that you are having such an awful time. It sounds like many of us are ready to band together and remove him for you! I hope that your weekend is relaxing and rejuvenating.

Jill said...

I would have gone completely postal by now if I were you! These "guests" have got to go....NOW!

maggies mind said...

Wow, I'd join in offering removal service. Sounds really craptacular. House guests can be fun. Or the opposite. I'm sorry you got the opposite.

canadianflake said...

wow these "guests" really need a kick in the butt...sorry they are giving you so much stress.

HRH said...

UGH!

canadianflake said...

wow these "guests" really need a kick in the butt...sorry they are giving you so much stress.

transplantingme said...

is there a way for hubby to "accidentally" lose them?