No, you really don't. I shouldn't think very many people would want to see them. Yet, the post with that title remains my most popular.
And it's not like it was a great post. Yes, it was an impassioned pro-breastfeeding post - but there are TONS of those on the internet these days (which is great, really). But the post is nothing special. Except that it has "boobs" in the title. Maybe I should put "boobs" in all of my titles? I bet I'd get a lot more clicks.
Though I really did start this intending to say a few words about my boobs. Before I had children, I had been quite satisfied with them. After nursing two kids, I do admit to fantasies about boob lifts (no implants, I'd just like them hiked up to where they used to be). But then I watched "Tribal Life" the other night. They were filming some tribe in Africa, I think. One of those tribes where no one wears a top. And where no woman has ever seen a bra.
And I began to feel a lot better about myself. Sure, they're not the way they were ten years ago, but they still look like boobs. They don't come close to touching my belly. I mean, one young woman in this tribe nursed a baby while the baby was lying on the ground and the young woman was sitting straight up. Straight up, I tell you. It made me cringe a bit.
So it made me think that maybe someone would actually want to see my boobs. That maybe the title wasn't as sarcastic as I'd thought.
Though it doesn't really matter. I'm not showing my boobs on the internet, unless it's in a breastfeeding picture. But it's nice to know I still could show them off, if I wanted.
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My most popular posts are the ones where I mention boobs, too. For the past year, some variation of "mommy" and "boobs" has been in my top searches. I guess there's a real hardcore mom-boob community out there!
My most popular post is titled, Second Rate Santa and the Midnight Meat so apparently we males aren't the only ones searching through google's naughty list.
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