12/14/2007

Haiku Friday - Bridal Shopping



My young cousin
is getting married next year
which is fantastic

shopping for dresses
not so fantastic really
I missed a nap

the saleswomen rude
snippy and so insulting
their choices were awful

this dress after that
on and on and on and on
no place to sit down

mirrors everywhere
do I really look like that
must go on diet

Did she find a dress?
No one got a commission
for their bitchiness

Ha ha ha ha ha
though we all liked this one
let's buy it elsewhere

3 comments:

Marci B. said...

Brilliant. I am so glad to hear that you didn't buy there - no reason to reinforce their offensive behavior. Have fun on the next shopping trip!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Good. Don't let haughty bitches get any money!

Jerseygirl89 said...

Leslie - How awful! Good for you for following up and filing a complaint.