My young cousin
is getting married next year
which is fantastic
shopping for dresses
not so fantastic really
I missed a nap
the saleswomen rude
snippy and so insulting
their choices were awful
this dress after that
on and on and on and on
no place to sit down
mirrors everywhere
do I really look like that
must go on diet
Did she find a dress?
No one got a commission
for their bitchiness
Ha ha ha ha ha
though we all liked this one
let's buy it elsewhere