Jerseygirl's Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse

You think I'm joking, don't you? Hah.

1. A teacher in the Sudan is going to be publicly whipped because she and her class named her teddy bear Mohammed. (No really. Headline News said so.)

2. Marie Osmond. Doll costume. Public. (This is why I don't watch Dancing with the Stars. But I know about it because of. . .Headline News.)

3. YouTube banned a video montage of women breastfeeding. (Wouldn't even have it in the adult section. See here and here for more explanation.)

4. VH1 and Dr.Drew have teamed up to create a new reality show - celebrity rehab. (When "Celebrity Bowel Movements" starts - and it will - I'm heading for the desert.)

5. Serendipity III in Manhattan serves a $25,000 dessert. (And it's not even car-sized.)

6. Bratz Dolls. (I wouldn't be surprised if each doll had a tramp stamp.)

7. People who have nannies for each child. (If there are more employees in your house than family members you have too much money. Start a foundation, for God's sake.)

8. Nicole Ritchie is procreating. (For someone that skinny to ovulate must have been an act of God. And not a happy God, either.)

9. I actually liked Stacy London's (she the catty bitch on What Not To Wear) new talk show.

10. The writer's strike. (First they got rid of the intellectuals in the government. Next they get rid of the intellectuals in the entertainment industry. Who is next? Will I get thrown off the parent committee for reading Alison Weir?)