Conversations With My Children

Yesterday, 6:30pm:

Me: Ironflower, do you think you could be quiet for a moment so I can talk. . .

Ironflower: I DON'T WANT TO BE KWI-ETTT! I HATE KWI-ETTTTTTT!!!!!

Me: Ironflower, how about using your whisper voice then?

Ironflower: I DON'T HAVE A WHISPER VOOOOIIIIICE!

This morning, 7am:

Me: Good morning, Lovebug! I'm so happy to see you.

Lovebug: Nnnnnnsssss (that means nurse).

Me: Okay, let's nurse.

(Pausing for nursing time)

Lovebug (pulling himself off) : yeah,yeah,yeah, yesssss!